You don’t know how to drink. Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it’s good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it’s what men do.
- What kind of man do you want?
- He has to be a warlock and he has to spit fire and he has to know how to make sushi.
“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” - George Carlin
Men in the baby food department
(via 4:20 | Trabalho Sujo)
Do Not Rely on This Guy!
Real men ride cows into battle.